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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
A famous British wit claimed he could make a pun on any topic. He was challenged to make a pun about the queen. He looked concerned, then said brusquely, "The Queen is certainly not a subject."
A day without wordplay is a day without punshine.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

You're american outside the bathroom, but inside, european.
Your funny, funny looking!
Young Stan told his father that when he grew up he wanted to drive a big Army tank. 'Well, son,' said his dad, 'if that's what you want to do, I won't stand in your way."
You say it's the New Communism, but I think it's just the same old Bolshevik
Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial spaghetti. What was the brand name? Impasta
Without geometry, life is pointless
With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer it's enough to scareosol to death.


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