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Santa And Banta Jokes , Text Jokes


Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa standing in balcony without shirt. Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai. Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It''s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It''s 1394.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.
Santa standing in balcony without shirt. Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa: Murge kaise diye? Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10 Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon? Sir ise AIDS hai. Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.


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