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What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
Groovy
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
What's a turkey's favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
How much did the Mayflower weigh?
A Puri-TON


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