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Thanksgiving Jokes , Text Jokes

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Thanksgiving Jokes , Text Jokes


Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!

What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!




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