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Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.



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