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When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had a ice cream.
The kids over seas are starving, so naturally I have to clean my plate.

But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
I felt left out because they were eating.


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